One night some aliens were invading earth and right now they are putting someone’s house in their spaceship. They wanted to see what humans look like and they wanted to see what they really are. 

When the aliens open the door they see that no one is in the house. Two hours later some people come to exactly where the house was and discover the house is not here. The people  look up and when they see the space ship they can't believe what  they see.

“Hey aliens give me back my house!”

“Rghff fufjm gfyug fbubv,” they respond. Luckily the person is a scientist, and invented a machine that can translate all the languages in the solar system.  The person activated it and discovers that means “What?”

So they translated what they said in alien language. The aliens responded ‘Fine. But you need to tell us some stuff about you.”

So the person responds “blah blah blah blah” and aliens wrote it down on their little piece of paper. Then the aliens gave the person back his house. The aliens never came back again.

The End